Bankruptcy Banter Lover Pillows

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

When Stupid People Get an Idea

The Gilmore Girls

Cold caller.

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Can we discuss this?"

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'And I thought I was leaving you.'

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Cylinder Head

'Not tonight, I have a headache,'

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

'I've declared bankruptcy so many times my attorney refers to me as the 'universal insolvent'.'

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

I'm told Cuthbert's been building himself quite a legal team over the holiday'