Banker Comedy Appreciator Pillows

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

God bless our home equity line of credit.

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

North Pole.

At The Clown Bank.

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

Harvest Data Festival

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

PANIC!

"Hands up!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

'My hedge fund just got trimmed!'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

'All of you get your hands in the air and give me all your money!'

'Sorry, we don't make loans.'

I'm thinking of taking the next step and becoming a snail...what mortgages have you got to offer?