Banker With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'I tried to take some money from the kitty like you said, but she wouldn't let me!'

Kama Sutra Bank,'Most of the positions are closed.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

Harvest Data Festival

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

PANIC!

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"Hands up!"

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."

'Sorry, we don't make loans.'

"Collateral? How about I teach you what ties to avoid?"

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

I'm thinking of taking the next step and becoming a snail...what mortgages have you got to offer?

'Well, you're the psychic. Why don't you tell me if I'm going to give you any money?'