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"Music has doubled my income..."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Ginger Baker.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Hellbillies.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Leonard Cohen

Piano Prompt

Supply was out of harps.

Lord of the Strings.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Cello Composer

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

Franz Schubert

Piano Bar

The Cello Victims

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'