Banjo Virtuoso Mugs

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Hellbillies.

Piano Prompt

Supply was out of harps.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Piano Bar

Cello Composer

Franz Schubert

The Cello Victims

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.