Balance Virtuoso T-Shirts

Balancing two espresso martinis

A martial artist doing a one-handed handstand

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Writer

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Bring It On!

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Guillaume Apollinaire

Cello Composer

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

The Cello Victims

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

James Russell Lowell