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Ginger Baker.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Leonard Cohen

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

Hacksaw Violin.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Piano Prompt

Trying cellos, too big!

Music Freak.

Lord of the Strings.

Barbara Streisand

Franz Schubert

Recording Studio

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."