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"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Piano Prompt

Music Freak.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Trying cellos, too big!

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Hacksaw Violin.

What your guitar says about you.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Recording Studio

Piano Bar

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Franz Schubert