Bangs Grower Gifts

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Musical Fight

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Speaker Farmer.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Really big bang

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'

'I've pruned it to look like my ex - she was perennially sour grapes, too.'

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

Grape vines think alike.

'Just a minute, mom, Are you bringing in any fruits or vegetables,'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Late Bloomers

Peas and Q's in a garden.

'I'll eat you when I'm good and ready!'

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

I used to have bangs: a memoir

'That's disappointing - we've only gotten 10 years out of this 'Vintage of the Century' sign.'