Bangs Grower Gifts

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Musical Fight

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Speaker Farmer.

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

Really big bang

'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

'You're pregnant?'

'I've pruned it to look like my ex - she was perennially sour grapes, too.'

Grape vines think alike.

'Just a minute, mom, Are you bringing in any fruits or vegetables,'

Late Bloomers

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Peas and Q's in a garden.

I used to have bangs: a memoir

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

'I'll eat you when I'm good and ready!'