Bandage Banta Gifts

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

World Cup Fever

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Medical Supplies

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"If you need anything just wink."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

Minor Surgery

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'We may as well make use of you.'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Anything else need tying up?'

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

It's from your private medical insurance.

Carbon Dating Agency

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'