Bandage Banta Mugs

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Medical Supplies

"If you need anything just wink."

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'We may as well make use of you.'

Minor Surgery

'Anything else need tying up?'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

It's from your private medical insurance.

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

Carbon Dating Agency

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'