Ballpark Voyager Gifts

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Volcanic ash...

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Parts of an automobile

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Hot Towel Web Service

"Alexa give me one reason to get out of bed today."