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MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"It's a hybrid!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Parts of an automobile

Hot Towel Web Service

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Virtual Babe