Ballpark Dreamer Gifts

Playing Ball in front of the Church Windows.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Boy pilot.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Airliner

"Happy Birthday!"

Midnight Basketball

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Witch dice.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Window in the Sky.

Flights and Coronavirus

Angel Swing

Baseball Dreams

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

So close... Yet so far.

Not The Real Me

Picasso Cloud.

Saguaro Cacti.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

Big Football

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'