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"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Pinata Zombies

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

The first Dermatologist.

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Wilfried Zaha

Destiny is all...

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Snooker.

"He's into binge fetching."

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

'...On the other hand - the examined life sucks too.'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

'They agreed to settle out of court.'

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'I don't care what everyone else is doing, Mr. Wilson, in my courtroom we don't use pepper spray.'

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."