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"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Team Cello

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

The first Dermatologist.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Mole News: Obituaries

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"Hey, that's a cat trick."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

The invention of baseball.

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

"Playing 'Pin on the mammoth'. . . a dumb idea."

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

Marco Polo in the Wild

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

Compliment-A-Mole

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

Sensing that Clarence had lowered his guard while asleep in the hammock, the moles attacked.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'The top and shorts are a perfect match.' (Sales assistant to customer in a jigsaw outfit).

DANGER - hook and worm...!

Shoe Toss

Whack-A-Mole

"3...2...1... ready or not here I come."