Piñata Whacker T-Shirts

A pinata filled with musical notes.

Pinata Zombies

Cow Pinatas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Big Bang Theory.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Garbage Piñata

"Don't go in there!!"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

How Piñatas Are Born

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Covid pinata

Pin-atas

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

Hit Me

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

PINATA SURPRISE!