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Whale Piñata.

Cow Pinatas

Big Bang Theory.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Garbage Piñata

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Don't go in there!!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

How Piñatas Are Born

Pinata Zombies

Covid pinata

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Pin-atas

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Hit Me

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."