Ball Portrait Painters Gifts

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

Cariactures

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Caricatures $20"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

El Greco

Francoise Gilot

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Family Portrait Abuse.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Painter's Duel.

Clown Painting in Museum

Artistic Licence.

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Donald Trump

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Lionel Messi

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Here it comes!"

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'