Ball Flight Analyst Gifts

A visor is very helpful when trying to follow the flight of your ball.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

Airline check-in with a bankruptcies update.

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

'The object is to get the ball into either of those two nets.' - 'It would help if the men didn't get in each other's way so much.'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'There is a $15 baggage fee... a $15 airport improvement fee... a $15 full body scan fee... a $15 pat-down fee...'

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

'It's amazing what they throw away: a tracksuit, a dozen oranges and another 2-0 lead.'

Spain trial for rigged soccer matches

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

'I can't find anything against it in the rule book!'

French football explained - 50p.

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'

"Relax, Eddie. Our research division says the fundamentals look good."

"My Y-variable obviously has a value inconsistent with the desired solution."