Ball Control Strategist Pillows

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Carlo Ancelotti

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"Uniformly accelerated motion"