Shot Strategist Pillows

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Internet Cafe.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Swings Doctor

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"Mind if we play through?"

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

Boxer with glasses.

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Chess Trainer

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

S.A.S. Plan of Attack

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer