Skeet Shooting Strategist Pillows

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

CEO Escape

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

Basketball Players Working Together

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Street trader tricking police.

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

"No. I can still see you."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

Swings Doctor

'Finally, I have a player on the floor who can run the offense.'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

a drink at the pub