Skeet Shooting Strategist Prints

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

CEO Escape

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

In Disguise.

Furtive Milking

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'It's the simple things.'

Basketball Players Working Together

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"No. I can still see you."

Street trader tricking police.

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

Swings Doctor

'Finally, I have a player on the floor who can run the offense.'