Ball Control Artist Pillows

'You lifted your head.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Treading a fine lion.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'What a control freak!'

A Masked Ball

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Football party

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"I am a control freak."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Ding and Dong.

Tightrope Walker.

Tightrope Walker

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Handstand

Football Boomerang.

A gymnast holding a balloon

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"