Ball Control Artist Prints

Lionel Messi

'You lifted your head.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

Treading a fine lion.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'What a control freak!'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

A Masked Ball

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

Football party

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"I am a control freak."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Ding and Dong.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Tightrope Walker.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

A gymnast holding a balloon

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Handstand

Tightrope Walker

Football Boomerang.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."