Bald Spot Appreciator Pillows

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

A Venus cow trap.

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

Balding Autumn Tree.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Have you got it in beige?"

Look...a friendly face.

Deadpan Delivery.

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"...I hate mainstream music."

"Tarpits? A maintenance nightmare. We replaced them with office cubicles and never looked back!"

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

Pssst … You guys want some milkweed? … Cow Peer Pressure.

Cow orders milkshakes which come straight from a cow's udder.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

"And while we're here, do you have a rug for my husband's head?"

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'