Bald Spot Appreciator Pillows

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

A Venus cow trap.

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

Balding Autumn Tree.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

"Have you got it in beige?"

Deadpan Delivery.

Look...a friendly face.

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved... There is a difference!'

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"Hooray... Hair is finally out of Fashion!"

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"...I hate mainstream music."

'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'

"Tarpits? A maintenance nightmare. We replaced them with office cubicles and never looked back!"

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

Cow orders milkshakes which come straight from a cow's udder.

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

"And while we're here, do you have a rug for my husband's head?"

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

'Your bald head is like Alaska. A great white bear place.'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''