Baking Zen Master Gifts

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Zenemies.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

Guru.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Patissier

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Hoarder."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."