Bake Master Gifts

The Nun and Hot Cross Buns

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Champagne

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Sweet surprise.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Bottle Distillery

Little chef.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Patissier

Cookery Lesson.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Love wine

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Pint

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Tea Snob.