Bake Master Mugs

The Nun and Hot Cross Buns

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Champagne

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Sweet surprise.

Bottle Distillery

Little chef.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Cookery Lesson.

Patissier

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Love wine

Pint

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

My dad makes his own beer.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

Tea Snob.

"To toast!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"