Modern Zen Master Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with the tranquil yet witty spirit of a modern Zen master? Our curated collection blends mindfulness and humor, perfect for those who embrace a peaceful lifestyle with a playful twist. Find gifts that inspire serenity and bring a smile to their face, whether it's for a practice session or everyday joy.

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'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.' mockup

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

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Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system? mockup

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation. mockup

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!' mockup

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Zenemies.

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Yoga.

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread. mockup

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow." mockup

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks." mockup

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

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Guru.

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet." mockup

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

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"Show off."

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When Buddha came to nirvana.

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off." mockup

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

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"Hoarder."

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'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!' mockup

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

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The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed. mockup

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

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'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.' mockup

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

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Zenboni

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Relax.

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'There goes JB, still unflappable.' mockup

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

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Modern Zen Master Gifts Collection

Modern Zen Master Mugs

Explore our collection of Zen humor on mugs — ideal for mindful mornings filled with calm and a chuckle.

Modern Zen Master Pillows

Find your perfect Zen pillow and add a touch of relaxed humor to your living space.

Modern Zen Master Prints

Browse our Zen-themed prints to bring a calming, witty vibe to your home or office decor.

Modern Zen Master T-Shirts

Discover our Zen-inspired t-shirts, perfect for those who want to wear their peaceful mindset with a witty edge.