Master Of Zen Gifts

"My emotions ran wild."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Fight or Flight

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Zenemies.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Yoga.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Guru.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.