Master Of Zen Pillows

"My emotions ran wild."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Fight or Flight

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Zenemies.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Yoga.

Meditation

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Guru.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."