Baking Queen Pillows

Lady of the Cake.

Chef Cake Topper

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Any time is cake o'clock

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

A Manicure

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

I love embroidery

Sweet surprise.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Little chef.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Sew on a sequin!

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Baker

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Granny Wear

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"