Baking Queen Gifts

Lady of the Cake.

Chef Cake Topper

"Your mom really puts herself into her work, doesn't she?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Any time is cake o'clock

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

A Manicure

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

I love embroidery

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Sweet surprise.

Little chef.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Sew on a sequin!

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Granny Wear

Baker

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"