Recipe Queen Gifts

"Hey, Mama!! Step it up!!!"

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

I love embroidery

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Witches of Instagram

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Sew on a sequin!

Blog Breakdown

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Chef Cake Topper

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'