Recipe Queen Gifts

"Hey, Mama!! Step it up!!!"

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

I love embroidery

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Witches of Instagram

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Sew on a sequin!

Blog Breakdown

Chef Cake Topper

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

"My compliments to Mummy!"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.