Baking Prodigy Pillows

Little chef.

Felix Mendelssohn

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Sweet surprise.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Baseball Dreams

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

"Tip my boy."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Ludwig Van Beethoven

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Crayons again?"

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'Aw - cute!'