Baking Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Your money and your eclairs.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Cake Free Zone

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Baking

Lockdown casserole

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"A little under done?"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'