Baking Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Your money and your eclairs.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Cake Free Zone

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Filet minion

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Baking

Lockdown casserole

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'