Baking Enthusiasts With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"That reminds me of my wife's lovely rock cakes."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Cake Free Zone

Baking

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Husband bakes a pie

'It's all homemade.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"A little under done?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

"Now how did she know?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel