Cooking Humor Aficionado Pillows

Hell's kitchen /Beans only.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Lockdown casserole

Cook and her Maids

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Murderous Chef

Great Moments in Culinary History.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'Too much salt!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

Whipping Cream

"Life is pointless."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Damaged goods & lawyer's torts 50 off.

Flatware Follies.

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

"I always see the class as half-baked."

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."