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"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Flyfishing for dummies.

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Fish don't like worms.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Worm Ate The Fish.

Salesman at Buzzbait Manufacturers sees door sign 'Out for a spin'

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'