Bag Manufacturer T-Shirts

'So what'll it be, papery plastic or plasticy paper?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Utility Chic.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

It bag and no knickers!

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

Commuter X-Ray

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."