Bag Manufacturer Gifts

'So what'll it be, papery plastic or plasticy paper?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I shop, therefore I am."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Utility Chic.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

It bag and no knickers!

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"Which free tote goes best?"

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Bag Lady.

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

Commuter X-Ray

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."