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"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'

It bag and no knickers!

'I'm not sure what that bag says about you !'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

All gates.

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'