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"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'

It bag and no knickers!

'I'm not sure what that bag says about you !'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

Commuter X-Ray

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'