Bad News Bouncer Mugs

'How did you do with those stocks I recommended?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Bouncer.

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'