Bad News Bouncer Pillows

'How did you do with those stocks I recommended?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'