Bankruptcy Bouncer Pillows

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Inhospitality tent.

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

'Well, this is a coincidence, lady! He's just leaving!'