Bankruptcy Bouncer Gifts

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The club scene is really changing."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Inhospitality tent.

After party at the spill club.

You have had enough

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Bouncer.

"Sorry, but it's one in one out."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!