Bad Day Observances Pillows

It's not your day.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

Just Because it's Tuesday

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"What are we doing today?"

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'One of those days, huh?'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

The Passover Police

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

Bad day? Guano happens.

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

'Having one of those days I see.'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

Crappy Diem

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'