Bad Day Observances Pillows

It's not your day.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

Just Because it's Tuesday

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Gonna Suck

"What are we doing today?"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'One of those days, huh?'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

The Passover Police

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

Crappy Diem

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."