Bad Day Comforter Gifts

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Keeping warm.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

The new fall content.

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'One of those days, huh?'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

"I'm ordering some hot lingerie online...Relax romeo, it's thermal underwear."

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

Aweary! Aweary!

Audrey M. Fishberg - Certified Financial Grief Counselor.

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

Crappy Diem