Cold Comforter Gifts

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

James decided to stay in that night.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

The new fall content.

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

How Sheep Sleep

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"I'm ordering some hot lingerie online...Relax romeo, it's thermal underwear."

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.